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The History page is still half-wrong, half-forgotten, because every time I try to fix it I realize none of us remember what actually happened and what we just told ourselves happened. Doesn’t matter anyway—the posers who skim this site for “lore” wouldn’t know the difference. The Music section keeps replacing real tracks with that horrible rehearsal file where we argue about the riff for five straight minutes. I’ve deleted it so many times I’m starting to think it’s the only honest recording we’ve ever made. Merch page is still cursed. Images vanish, prices glitch, shipping thinks every item weighs as much as a car battery. Fitting, honestly. We’ll add a Tour Diary eventually, once I convince myself any of this is real. |
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Another day, another update |
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The History page is still half-wrong, half-forgotten, because every time I try to fix it I realize none of us remember what actually happened and what we just told ourselves happened. Doesn’t matter anyway—the posers who skim this site for “lore” wouldn’t know the difference. The Music section keeps replacing real tracks with that horrible rehearsal file where we argue about the riff for five straight minutes. I’ve deleted it so many times I’m starting to think it’s the only honest recording we’ve ever made. Merch page is still cursed. Images vanish, prices glitch, shipping thinks every item weighs as much as a car battery. Fitting, honestly. We’ll add a Tour Diary eventually, once I convince myself any of this is real. |
Until then, enjoy the chaos. |
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Another day, another update |
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The History page is still half-wrong, half-forgotten, because every time I try to fix it I realize none of us remember what actually happened and what we just told ourselves happened. Doesn’t matter anyway—the posers who skim this site for “lore” wouldn’t know the difference. The Music section keeps replacing real tracks with that horrible rehearsal file where we argue about the riff for five straight minutes. I’ve deleted it so many times I’m starting to think it’s the only honest recording we’ve ever made. Merch page is still cursed. Images vanish, prices glitch, shipping thinks every item weighs as much as a car battery. Fitting, honestly. We’ll add a Tour Diary eventually, once I convince myself any of this is real. |
Until then, enjoy the chaos. |
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